Dave and Chuck talk about a guy that stole more than $2,000 worth of hats, Uber making house calls to give flu shots, a dude that broke into a house, ate their food, and jerked it into their fridge, a shoplifter that used bananas as a weapon to escape, a guy who started a tattoo “glory hole”, a dude tried to smuggle 450 pork tamales from Mexico, the worst things you have seen your neighbor do, and more!