Dave and Chuck talk about the most Dave and Chuck type thing your kids will always remember you doing, a guy who tired to smuggle 48,000 can of beer disguised as soda into Saudi Arabia, a chick busted trying to shoplift Xanax by smuggling it between her butt cheeks, a guy mad his masseuse refused to give him a happy ending so he did something nasty, stuff on your phone your girl can never find, and more!