0:00-1:00 – Show Intro

1:00-9:00 – Emailer’s neighbors smoke in hallway

9:00-15:00 – Amber wants to get a sauna74

15:00-23:00 – Looks maxxing gains online trend

23:00-31:00 Most annoying things people can do in your car

31:00-39:00 – Ladies who trashed Wendy’s drive-thru have been charged

39:00-42:00 – Monkey story

42:00-46:00 – Guy doing laundry for homeless people

46:00-50:00 – Dog poop bomb bandits

50:00-55:00 – Man reunited with missing dogs

55:00-60:00 – SCUBA divers proposed on ocean floor

1:00:00-1:04:00 – Update on Lisa’s recover

1:04:00-1:06:00 – Golfer falls down elevator shaft

1:06:00-1:09:00 – NFL team report cards

1:09:00-1:15:00 – Jim Carrey looks different

1:15:00-1:18:00 – Catherine O’Hara award acceptance speech by Seth Rogen

1:18:00-1:20:00 – Savannah Guthrie returns to NYC

1:20:00-1:27:00 – Shia LaBeouf arrested

1:27:00-1:31:00 – Scream 7 Box Office

1:31:00-1:42:00 – Public urinator in Detroit

1:42:00-1:44:00 – Guy hits McDonald’s worker in the face with frappe

1:44:00-1:56:00 – Guy fakes overtime while hanging with GF who’s also his boss

1:56:00-2:00:00 – News anchors go at it on air

2:00:00-2:04:00 – Anime shop robbed

2:04:00-2:14:00 – Customer service line speaks with Spanish accent

2:14:00-2:24:00 – Man with world’s smallest penis does interview

2:24:00-2:29:00 – Hot air balloon crashes into radio tower

2:29:00-2:31:00 – Guy gouges out eyeballs and deemed competent to stand trial

2:31:00-2:35:00 – Tesla driver asleep at the wheel

2:35:00-2:40:00 – Ranch-flavored milkshake at The Great Wolf Lodge

2:40:00-2:47:00 – Gambler teaches people to surf

2:47:00-2:50:00 – Utility truck rolled over and driver rescued

2:50:00-2:57:00 – Family built igloo in yard but city wanted a permit

2:57:00-3:00:00 – Baby born with 2 different colored eyes

3:00:00-3:03:00 – Wellness trend where people are seasoning their kids with salt

3:03:00-3:05:00 – Couple gets married on frozen Lake Erie

3:05:00-End – Investigation into bike theft uncovers much larger crime