Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about tips to help you survive a long distance relationship, a kid that tried to RKO his principal, a listener needs advice about visiting Saudi Arabia, Tiger Woods wins the Masters, a guy suing his parents for destroying his HUGE porn collection, a naked man in trouble for pooping in a homeowners yard, what question did your lady ask that your response sent her into a rage?, a woman who has four eyebrows after a botched beauty procedure, large bird kills its owner, a dude that blew a ton of stolen money on a weekend of cocaine and hookers, one of the craziest situations to happen at a Walmart, Chinese sperm donation machines, and more!