Dave and Chuck talk about two wanna be carjackers that get denied when they couldn’t use the “push start” ignition, a zookeeper that fell into the gorilla enclosure, names of men mostly likely to get a penis enlargement surgery, Pearl Jam raise $300,000 for Flint, a Ron Burgundy busted running a sex ring out of his apartment, a date you had to hit the eject button on, and more!