Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a backyard helicopter owner in trouble for making illegal flights, a guy arrested when he claimed his lost backpack full of meth from the police, Dennis Rodman involved in a yoga clothing heist, a “Mandatory Penis Inspection” prank at a high school, man dressed as a clown handing out candy puts a town into a panic, a couple that shot a porn in a Tesla while the car was on auto-pilot, statistics on America’s self-pleasuring habits, Ask D&CtF: A listener needs advice on how to deal with a psycho co-worker and another listener may have been issued a dirty license plate, a police officer in trouble for DUI while driving his cruiser, and more!