Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about states where road rage is the worst, Champagne sales are down due to global unhappiness, Aunt and Uncle Day, woman’s encounter with bears in Northern Canada, gator found in Detroit home, kid robbed at gun point for his phone, 8-year-old talks to reporter about surviving a tornado, ship stuck in space, oldest message in a bottle found, 2024 Olympic Summer Games kick off today, NBC will put heart monitor on athletes’ parents, Olympic condoms, Fielder Family, punter camped outside Dolphins practice facility hoping for a tryout, Deadpool & Wolverine official opening, Lisa Kudrow talks about filming the fountain scene for Friends intro, Lady Gaga taught herself to sing poorly for Joker 2, Justin Timberlake the lone holdout preventing N’SYNC reunion, Mick Jagger birthday, security found drugs in man’s bags at airport, man showed neighbor his b-hole after a fight, guy goes into neighbor’s porch and touches himself, church assistant arrested for embezzlement, man’s penis tip amputated, science has grown mouse testicles, suspects escape holding cell claiming they shapeshifted into cats, man sets record for twerking, swinger festival just wrapped up its 4-day event, building residents were throwing poop at electrical workers for working slowly, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, should she tell husband that she likes porn?, is ‘suck it up buttercup’ offensive?, should he or not?, wanted woman walks by the search party, old man attacked package thief, woman flipped out on people on public beach, mercury has a 10-mile thick diamond mantle, court rules boneless wings can have bones, people order more when ordering from a touch screen, Indian man had to commit crimes to prove to government that he was still alive, and more!