Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things guys are afraid to order from menus, Chris Meloni from Law & Order has a juicy booty, a guy who attempted to mail himself home from Australia to the UK in a wooden crate, a dad who demands a paternity test after baby looks just like wife’s “work husband,” Ask D&CtF: A listener needs advice about getting into Furry ASMR and another listener is having some lesbian troubles, a guy that stole $120,000 in gift cards to send to a “woman” he met on Facebook, why a flight attendant says you should never lean on an airplane window, the most popular pets in America, a woman that started a massive fire making maple syrup, and more!