Dave and Chuck talk about a criminal who was hiding from the cops in a pond and got eaten by an alligator, a guy who stole a pair of shoes and was then busted returning them full of finale stuff, a guy who was given a texting and driving ticket while in a restaurant drive thru, ask D&CTF: a listener with a weird girl dilemma, a bride who busted her man nude in bed with his groomsmen, and more!