Dave and Chuck talk about “porch pirates” stealing packages off porches of local homes, a guy that shoved a Snickers bar down the throat of another man on the subway, castaway who survived over 400 days at sea being sued by family of the guy he ate to stay alive, , how long should you wait to tell your partner about your fetish, a dude who tried to shoplift two giant TVs ended up fracturing his face, and more!