Dave and Chuck talk about a guy stealing panties busted in a panty string, a couple attacked by a gang of raccoons saved by a neighbor with golf clubs, a woman with a bad knee infection caused by too much flossing, a celebrity whose ex-wife is threatening to release pics of his small dong, a woman not allowed to bring booze on an airplane so she chugged an entire bottle, Ask D&CTF: World Sex Record and Colostomy Bags, and more!