Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst deuce you’ve ever taken, Gwyneth Paltrow’s latest weird bit of health advice, a hacker took over an emergency storm siren in Texas, people being treated for rabies after salad that was in a bag with decomposing bats, a guy screwed out of his slot machine winnings because he asked someone else to push the button, the boldest move a guy has pulled on a girl, a man ticketed for not having his snakes on leashes in a park, and more!