Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after assaulting people with items from a dumpster, which reminds James of a couple times when he had to kick guys out of dumpsters while working at the gas station.
During a commercial break, Dave was shocked by new guidelines for employees that he read in the company newsletter, and when he started to tell the show about it, they let him know he just fell for an April Fool's Day prank.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a thrift store in North Carolina that has a few pieces of "haunted" furniture for sale and the two customers at the end of the story who aren't afraid to own the items.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was hospitalized after she had an allergic reaction while performing oral sex on her partner and think about the awkwardness of having to explain it to the doctors.
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a bunch of retail stores that will be closing their doors this year. One in particular that had a chemical smell and that reminds of Andy of an experience he had inside the place.