Dave and Chuck: Idiot Criminal Of The Day

TSA Agent Busted For Making Up a Cover for Being Late to Work

Woman Takes Stolen Car to Court Appearance for Car Theft

Two Guys Tried to Poison Their Boss With Eye Drops

Man Tried to Steal a Navy SEAL Vest Used in the Osama bin Laden Raid

Man Busted After Asking Cops To Test His Meth

Drunk Guy Throws Cookies and Trashes Gas Station!

Why Did a Guy in a High-Speed Chase Refuse to Stop?

Thief Tries to Escape the Cops in a Car That Was Up on Jacks

A Car Thief Parked a Stolen Car in a Place Reserved for Police

Thieves Caused $20,000 in Damage to Steal $200 Worth of Costume Jewelry

Wanted Criminal Arrested After Making a T-Shirt Bragging About His Crime

Naked Man Found Upside Down Behind the Wheel of a Stolen Boat

How Did Pizza Sauce Help Bust a Criminal?

Criminal Arrested in a Ricky Bobby Costume After Crime Spree

A Burglar Hiding In The Woods Got Lost And Called 911 For Help

Man Robbed A Waffle House With Finger Guns!

Three Carjackers Were Thwarted by an MMA Fighter, a Manual Transmission, and a K9 Officer

A Woman Threw a Kid in the Ohio River, and Claimed Immunity Because It Was in “International Waters”

Idiot Criminal Forgets To Take The Tags Off!

A Man Tried to Stash a Stolen Full-Size Horse in a Bedroom

Fast Food Employees Set Off Fireworks Inside the Restaurant Then Watched the Place Burn

Why Did a Guy Set His Neighbors’ House on Fire?

A Guy Threatens to Blow Up the Vegas Airport over a $55 Baggage Fee

Why was a Florida man nude on a trampoline?

A Guy Tried Crashing Into a Dispensary and Vape Shop But Missed

A Guy Calls the Cops for a Break-In But Forgets About HIS Massive Drug Supply

A Bar Confiscates a Girl’s Fake I.D. . .So She Calls the Cops?

A Guy Busted with Heroin Claimed It’s a “Chocolate Laxative”

Drunk woman arrested after attacking roommate because she was taking cell phone video of her

A Guy Trying to “Resurrect” His Grandma Causes Damage to a Cemetery

A Woman Turned in Her Meth to the Cops Because It Was “Junk”

Florida man with ‘Playboy’ face tattoo arrested for robbery

Man steals scratch-off tickets then tries to cash them in at the same store he robbed!

Man Found Asleep in Driver’s Seat Blocking Traffic With Drugs in Lap

How Did an Old Guy Freak Out When He Thought Two Women Had The ‘Rona?

A Guy Robbed a Taco Bell Then Tried to Hide Out in a Strip Club

Guy Gets a Free Taco but Pulls a Knife Because He Didn’t Like the One They Gave Him

A Burglar Hiding in a Closet Pretends to Be Santa and Says, “Ho Ho Ho”

A Subway Employee Robbed Her Own Store to Teach One of Her Coworkers a Lesson?

A Guy Got Kicked Out of a Strip Club . . . So He Tried to Blow It Up!?!

A Guy Wearing a Shirt That Says “Ain’t Nothin’ Illegal ‘Til You Get Caught” Gets Caught Doing Something Illegal

A Woman Is Busted Selling Fake Doctor’s Notes to Kids Skipping School

A Guy with His Name Tattooed on His Neck Tries to Give the Cops a Fake Name

A Groom Robs a Bank the Day Before His Wedding to Pay for the Ring and Venue

How did an Arkansas woman manage to turn meth into a fashion accessory?

A Guy Named Billy Bob Got Drunk and Did Something Dumb

Florida Man Smashed 20 Cars Because Trump Owes Him $1-Trillion?!?

A Guy Throws Thousands of Screws on the Road to Prevent His Ex from Dating Other People

A Guy Threatens His Friend with a Machete for Not Flushing

A Guy Used a Front-End Loader to Dump Dirt on His Girlfriend’s Car After a Fight