Tales From The Strip Club

We have talked about guys getting busted for stealing lap dances before. But, we didn't know that there was actually a name for it. It's known as 'Laplifting'. It is a combination of lap dance and shoplifting. Well, after talking about this guy in Florida, we heard from listeners about their wild strip club experiences.

According to The Smoking Gun, "A Florida Man has been arrested for allegedly laplifting from a strip club, records show. Police allege that Roberto Maldonado, 46, got 15 straight “private dances” early Friday morning at Reign, a gentlemen's club in Clearwater. The dances cost $40 apiece, and an additional $50 “review fee” brought his tap up to $650. However, after Maldonado enjoyed the lap dance marathon, he refused to pay the stripper’s total bill, instead offering only $50. He “subsequently refused to pay any amount,” according to an arrest report."

During the conversation on this guy, we started to get messages from listeners about their strip club experiences. And, they were really wild. Incredibly explicit and full of all sorts of "extras" that take place at the clubs.

Just be ready for "the soup". If you don't know what "the soup" is, then you have to stick around to find out. For most, it's not something that you would like to slurp up. Also, prolapse makes an appearance and that wasn't even from our listeners stories. That one comes from the mind of Chuck.

Whenever we do these strip club segments we seem to find brand new things to discuss. People cease to amaze us.

Enjoy and be safe!