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Drunk Florida Man Gets 15 Private Dances At Strip Club And Tries To Skip Out On Bill

A drunk Florida man was arrested after getting 15 private dances at a strip club and then trying to skip out on the bill. 15 private dances aren’t cheap! Maybe…

Roberto Maldonado mugshot with DCTF logo covering mugshot. Drunk Florida Man Gets 15 Private Dances At Strip Club And Tries To Skip Out On Bill

Drunk Florida Man Gets 15 Private Dances At Strip Club And Tries To Skip Out On Bill (via Pinellas County Sheriff)

Pinellas County Sheriff

A drunk Florida man was arrested after getting 15 private dances at a strip club and then trying to skip out on the bill. 15 private dances aren't cheap!

Maybe this Florida man finally did the math and realized that his private dances were going to cost him $600 and didn't want a part of that. But if you're not ready to pay then don't get the dances! The incident happened at Reign which is a Gentleman's club in Clearwater. The Florida man has been identified as 46-year-old Roberto Maldonado, per The Smoking Gun. You can see his mugshot provided by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office below.

Robert Maldonado mugshotPinellas County Sheriff's Office

Robert Maldonado mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff's Office)

Drunk Florida Man Gets 15 Private Dances At Strip Club And Tries To Skip Out On Bill

15 dances is a lot of dances--and a lot of time! That's not just a casual thing at the strip club. The Smoking Gun reports that police arrived and explained to Maldonado that payment was required for the services received. He reportedly spoke incoherently and was speaking in circles and refused to make any effort to pay.

He was then arrested and spent the night in jail. He is also ordered to stay away from Reign and other bars and clubs and was prohibited from using alcohol and illegal drugs.

Read more from The Smoking Gun here.

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