Dave and Chuck Get Moist

We were talking about a guy who was sentenced for spraying an unsuspecting woman with lotion at a gas station. And then, we end up applying lotion to ourselves. You never know what is going to happen on the Dave and Chuck the Freak show.

According to ClickonDetroit.com, "An Oakland County man has been sentenced for spraying lotion on a woman in Troy. It happened July 2, 2025, at a gas station on Big Beaver Road, just west of I-75. According to authorities, Ian Matthew Johnson sprayed lotion on a woman’s back because he found her attractive. Johnson reportedly admitted to spraying lotion on the woman in Troy for self-satisfaction, leading to a second fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct charge. Johnson pleaded no contest to fought-degree criminal sexual conduct charge, leading to the dismissal of an aggravated assault charge. On Jan. 30, Johnson was sentenced to 24 days in jail with 24 days credit, effectively serving time already spent. He was also sentenced to six months’ probation.

So, one thing leads to another and we start putting lotion on ourselves during the show. Lisa is at home as you may know and told the guys to not touch her lotion. Well, they did it anyway and were moisturizing. Dave applied lotion to his legs while Chuck did his elbows and arms. Then, Jason caved and joined the lotion party and put it all over his head and face.

You never know what we are going to get up to during the show. The show goes off the rails all the time and I'd have to say that applying lotion to ourselves during the show certainly qualifies.