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Mugshot Of The Day: Kentucky Man Arrested After Walking In The Street Naked Claiming He Was Covered In Spiders

A Kentucky man was arrested after walking down a street naked claiming he was covered in spiders. He’s now our Mugshot Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak….

James Daniels mugshot DCTF mugshot of the day logo. Mugshot Of The Day: Kentucky Man Arrested After Walking In The Street Naked Claiming He Was Covered In Spiders

Mugshot Of The Day: Kentucky Man Arrested After Walking In The Street Naked Claiming He Was Covered In Spiders (via Hopkins County Jail)

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A Kentucky man was arrested after walking down a street naked claiming he was covered in spiders. He's now our Mugshot Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Right away, this sounds like drugs might be involved. A naked Kentucky man walking down the street thinking he's covered in spiders? That screams drugs. I don't know which kind, but I'm thinking they're involved somehow. The incident happened in Madisonville, Kentucky. Officers were dispatched to the area of West Broadway and Kentucky Street after a report of indecent exposure. When they arrived, they found the suspect, James Daniels, totally naked carrying a pair of jeans, per 14 News. Check out his mugshot provided by the Hopkins County Jail below.

James Daniels mugshotHopkins County Jail

James Daniels mugshot (via Hopkins County Jail)

Mugshot Of The Day: Kentucky Man Arrested After Walking In The Street Naked Claiming He Was Covered In Spiders

According to 14 News, Daniels told police he took his clothes off because he got covered in brown recluse spiders. Those are scary--assuming they're real. You wouldn't want to be covered in Brown Recluse Spiders. When he was asked where he was going, he told officers that he didn't now because the devil hadn't told him yet, per 14 News.

Officers seem to agree with my theory and believed he was under the influence of an unknown intoxicating substance. He was booked and is now facing charges including: indecent exposure and public intoxication (controlled substance).

Sounds like the spiders were not real and there were not spiders on him, for the record. Read more from 14 News here.

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