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Florida Woman Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping

A Florida woman is the talk of the internet after trying to avoid arrest by pooping towards the officers. It didn’t work for her and it probably only made things…

DCTF logo covering Fang Wang mugshot. Florida Woman Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping

Florida Woman Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping (via Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office)

Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office

A Florida woman is the talk of the internet after trying to avoid arrest by pooping towards the officers. It didn't work for her and it probably only made things worse.

Hey, I don't blame her for not wanting to be arrested. You might want to find a way out of it but it's often too late. You already allegedly did something to get you in trouble. You can cry, you can run, or you can try to poop towards officers to get out of it but all of those are unlikely to work. This incident happened in Fort Walton Beach, Florida. WKRG reports that Fort Walton Police Department officers arrested a woman after she allegedly attempted to force a health inspector out of a business and began "defecating towards officers."

Fang Wang mugshotOkaloosa County Sheriff's Office

Fang Wang mugshot (via Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office)

Florida Woman Tries To Avoid Arrest By Pooping

WKRG reports that officers were called to the Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor shortly after noon for a reported battery incident. Officers reportedly spoke to a Department of Health employee who said she was completing a routine inspection when an employee became upset and started yelling. That employee was identified as 55-year-old Fang Wang.

Wang then reportedly tried to force the inspector out of the massage parlor and when officers tried to detain her WKRG says she started defecating towards officers to evade arrest. That is nasty!

She was arrested and charged with battery on specified officials. You can read more from WKRG here.

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