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Naked Florida Man Accused Of Robbing Market Wearing Only A Mask

A naked Florida man, outside of just a mask, has been accused of robbing a meat market. There’s a “meat” joke in there somewhere. Sounds like there was already enough…

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Naked Florida Man Accused Of Robbing Market Wearing Only A Mask (via Lake City Police Department)

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A naked Florida man, outside of just a mask, has been accused of robbing a meat market. There's a "meat" joke in there somewhere.

Sounds like there was already enough meat at the meat market and no more was needed. The incident happened at BJ's Meat Market in Lake City and resulted in the arrest of a 24-year-old Florida man, per The Independent. Bold choice to wear only a mask. I guess it's the most important thing to hide, in this case. Although you'd think you'd want to hide it all as any body part could help you be identified later on. The naked Florida man was identified as Kobe Watkins, per The Independent. You can see his mugshot provided by the Lake City Police Department below.

Kobe Watkins mugshotLake City Police Department

Kobe Watkins mugshot (via Lake City Police Department)

Naked Florida Man Accused Of Robbing Market Wearing Only A Mask

According to The Independent, Watkins is accused of stealing more than $1,000 from a cash box in the store before taking off. Law enforcement reviewed surveillance video and were able to find evidence including clothing items and other property and were able to quickly locate and arrest Watkins.

He was charged with robbery with a weapon, exposure of sexual organs, grand theft, and criminal mischief. Even if you hide your face--you can still be identified! More clothes are probably better than none when it comes to something like this, but what would I know? It was noted in reports that nobody was injured during the robbery.

Read more from The Independent here.

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