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Naked Florida Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure At Hobby Lobby

A naked Florida man has reportedly been arrested for indecent exposure after walking into a Hobby Lobby without any clothes on. That will always get you in trouble–don’t do that….

Zyreese Guy mugshot DCTF logo. Naked Florida Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure At Hobby Lobby

Naked Florida Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure At Hobby Lobby (via Panama City Police)

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A naked Florida man has reportedly been arrested for indecent exposure after walking into a Hobby Lobby without any clothes on. That will always get you in trouble--don't do that.

You never want to see a naked person walk into a Hobby Lobby. That will quickly end your shopping spree. The incident happened at a Hobby Lobby on 23rd Street in Panama City, Florida. According to WJHG, the naked Florida man, identified as Zyreese Guy, tried to interact with customers inside the store while naked and even pushed past someone trying to shield other customers and elbowed them in the jaw. Nobody wants to be pushed an elbowed by a naked stranger! See a video report shared by WMBB and WJHG-TV on YouTube below.

Naked Florida Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure At Hobby Lobby

WJHG reports that while Guy was being arrested for indecent exposure, he was refusing to comply locking his left arm behind his body refusing to submit to arrest. He was eventually controlled and charged with indecent exposure, battery, and resisting arrest without violence.

It really seems like you can't go anywhere in public these days without running into a naked person! We talk about several every day on Dave & Chuck The Freak. It really makes you just want to stay home. Read more from WJHG here.

Zyreese Guy mugshotPanama City Police

Zyreese Guy mugshot (via Panama City Police)

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