Florida Man Arrested For Peeing On Spam At Sam’s Club

A Florida man has been arrested after he was accused of peeing on Spam at Sam's Club. That's not going to make it taste any better!

You cannot do that! Don't pee on stuff at Sam's Club! Even if it is a food that's probably not very popular and might not be the most tasty thing available--peeing on it won't help! 70-year-old Patrick Mitchell was reportedly arrested after Sam's Club had to destroy more than $10k worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages after he peed on them, per The Smoking Gun. Sounds like a witness saw him do it at the Orlando-area Sam's Club and reported it to store employees. Surveillance footage showed what was claimed and Mitchell was identified as the suspect. He was then arrested for disorderly conduct and criminal mischief. You can see his mugshot provided by the Lake County Sheriff's Office below.

I guess at least it was the Spam. Doesn't it come in, like, a box? It should be protected from the pee, but still disgusting either way. At least it wasn't something exposed like vegetables or produce, I guess. That's just so gross! What makes you want to do that? Seems like it was intentional because you don't just randomly do that, right? Why the Spam? What could Spam have done to this guy to make him want to get his revenge out on it? We may never know.