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Attempting The Culver’s Marathon (Dave & Chuck The Freak Edition)

If there was ever a marathon built for Dave & Chuck The Freak, it would have to be The Culver’s Marathon. However, even that might be too much. Last week,…

If there was ever a marathon built for Dave & Chuck The Freak, it would have to be The Culver's Marathon. However, even that might be too much.

Last week, we talked about a guy in Wisconsin who completed the Culver's Marathon, which isn't your average marathon. It's not just running 26.2 miles. He actually made stops at various Culver's restaurant locations along the way to stop and enjoy some of their iconic cheese curds and concrete mixers. He had them at each stop! Although they're delicious, doing them and then running that many miles could pose a problem. Check out his version of the Culver's Marathon here and then our attempt at it below! It's not as easy as it sounds.

Attempting The Culver's Marathon (Dave & Chuck The Freak Edition)

When you think about your typical marathon, you probably think about the Boston Marathon, the New York Marathon, and other famous marathons that involve running 26.2 miles. However, there are other impressive marathons out there like non-literal marathons such as a television marathon. Those are nice! When you hear about the Culver's Marathon, it might sound interesting as well. But know ahead of time that there's more to it!

Running a marathon after eating cheese curds and ice cream seems like a good way to ensure you'd never want to eat either of those ever again! However, it seems like he is used to running and a little more athletic than we are and seems better suited for this kind of activity. While cheese curds might be one of the only things that could make me run, 26.2 miles might be a bit too far. Even for one of the more tastiest treats out there.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.