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Douchebag Of The Day: Porsche Driver Overreacts To Person Taking Too Long To Park

The Porsche driver who overreacted to a car taking too long to park is our Douchebag Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak. He earned the title! You…

LEIPZIG, GERMANY – MAY 6: The Porsche Logo on the new all-electric Porsche Macan at the Porsche assembly plant on May 6, 2024 in Leipzig, Germany. The electric Macan is Porsche’s second electric car after the Taycan. The company also offers two hybrid cars. (Photo by Jens Schlueter/Getty Images)

The Porsche driver who overreacted to a car taking too long to park is our Douchebag Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak. He earned the title!

You never want to be named the Douchebag Of The Day on Dave & Chuck The Freak. It's one of the worst titles out there. You know you really messed up when you're the subject of this segment. Today, it's a Porsche driver in Miami, Florida. You're probably already getting a sense of the guy. He's now reportedly facing an attempted murder charge after police say he shot another man in the foot after honking at him for taking too long to back into a parking spot. Check out his mugshot provided by the Miami Dade Corrections & Rehabilitation Center below.

Anthony Russian mugshot

Anthony Russian mugshot (via Miami Corrections and Rehabilitation Department)

Douchebag Of The Day: Porsche Driver Overreacts To Person Taking Too Long To Park

According to Local 10, the man has been identified as 29-year-old Anthony Christopher Russian from Tampa, Florida. Reports say the victim was trying to back his pickup truck into a space that was too narrow when the Porsche driver pulled up and started honking at him in a hurry. Eventually, Russian reportedly pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger, per Local 10. It sounds like the gun malfunctioned but eventually went off and hit him on the foot. He was taken to the hospital and treated for his injuries.

Russian was later found and taken into custody. He's being charged with attempted murder and using a firearm in the commission of a felony.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.