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Florida Man Found With Meth In His Underwear Tells Cops ‘There’s Nothing Wrong With Drugs’

A Florida man was reportedly found with meth hidden in his underwear. Reports say he told arresting officers, “there’s nothing wrong with drugs.” The Florida Man in question has a…

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A Florida man was reportedly found with meth hidden in his underwear. Reports say he told arresting officers, "there's nothing wrong with drugs."

The Florida Man in question has a unique appearance. He's covered in tattoos and has several across his face. That tatted up Florida man has been identified as 41-year-old Thomas Carpenter. According to The New York Post, Carpenter was pulled over for a suspected traffic violation and then found evidence of drug use in his car. At the time, a woman and 2 children were with him in the vehicle. They ended up finding a ton of drugs hidden in his underwear. You can see his mugshot provided by the Putnam County Sheriff's Office below.

Thomas Carpenter mugshotPutnam County Sheriff's Office

Thomas Carpenter mugshot (via Putnam County Sheriff's Office)

Florida Man With Drugs In His Underwear Tells Cops 'There's Nothing Wrong With Drugs'

According to The New York Post, law enforcement found a bag full of drug paraphernalia, marijuana, and possible methamphetamine in the car. Reports say he was fading in and out of consciousness while officers were trying to talk to him, per The New York Post.

The unidentified woman with him in the vehicle ended up admitting that they smoked marijuana in the car a little bit ago, per The New York Post. Officers searched them at the station and ended up finding 11 small sandwich bags filled with a crystal-like substance stuffed into Carpenter's underwear, according to The New York Post. Officers ended up testing the substance and it was confirmed to be methamphetamine which weighed a total of 322.1 grams. While he was at the station, The New York Post reports that Carpenter told officers, "there's nothing wrong with drugs." Unfortunately, that's not exactly true!

The New York Post says he has been charged with amphetamine trafficking or methamphetamine 14 grams or over, possession of marijuana with intent to sell or deliver, 2 counts of possession of a controlled substance without a prescription, smuggling contraband into a county detention facility, and 3 counts of drug paraphernalia. He previously served a 3 year sentence for a plethora of charges.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Honestly, there's nothing like a good Florida Man story. They're exciting, they're wild, they're far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They're not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.

5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak

Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That's why you'll hear segments like "The Times Of India," "What's With The Asians?," and stories about "Those Crazy Canadians." Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.

When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it's the warm weather? Perhaps there's something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don't get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.

On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear  a story start with "a Florida man..." you know you're in for a good story. Now, we're celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.

Of course, on the show we've talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn't an easy feat. However, it's been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you've heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!

Florida Man Plays Guitar While Having Brain Surgery

Hey, not every Florida Man story is about a criminal! This is actually a touching story. It also features some rocking metal, so double the points. Watch as this guy plays his guitar during brain surgery! I didn't know that was possible.

Florida Man Throws Beer Can And Fires Gun After Being Upset By Speeding Drivers

Ah, here we go. This is the content you came for. When things don't go your way, this is not how you should act. When things didn't go his way, this Florida Man chose violence. He threw beer cans at speeding cars and even brought out a gun?

Florida Man Robs House After Homeowner Invites Him In For A Beer

If someone invites you inside for a beer, you should probably be nice to them! Well, that's not what happened this time. I'm sure this homeowner has learned his lesson and won't be inviting any strangers inside for any beverages any time soon. Seriously, why would you do this? It makes no sense to me.

Florida Man Arrested For 'Molesting' Manatee Mannequin

Alliteration aside, that's an awful headline. Yikes. How does...why would...so many questions on this story. But, do I want the answers? Yes. Yes, I do.

Florida Man Tries To Steal Waffle House Tattoo

Waffle Houses are famous for their delicious food at any hour of the day. However, they're actually probably more famous for all the fights and drama that seem to happen at a Waffle House location every day. Seriously, it seems like every day there's a new viral video of a wild fight at a Waffle House. Well, that's actually not how this story goes. This Florida Man just loves him some Waffle House.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.