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Florida Man Attacks 2 People With Machete Inside His Own Home

A Florida man has been arrested after reportedly attacking 2 people with a machete inside his own home! Can’t do that! Are machete attacks on the rise? It feels like…

Man holding a machete. Florida Man Attacks 2 People With Machete Inside His Own Home

Florida Man Attacks 2 People With Machete Inside His Own Home (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

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A Florida man has been arrested after reportedly attacking 2 people with a machete inside his own home! Can't do that!

Are machete attacks on the rise? It feels like we're sharing a story every week or 2 about someone going on a rampage with a machete. It's not the most common and accessible weapon but people seem to still have them and are ready to use them at the drop of a hat. Recently, there was a guy with a machete inside a grocery store and now it's an attack inside a man's own home! The incident happened in Pembroke Pines, Florida. Now, the man is facing 2 counts of attempted homicide.

Did A Florida Man Attack A Repairman With A Machete?

According to FOX 35 Orlando, 38-year-old Darrell Dean Roberts has been arrested after being accused of attacking a repairman and a woman with a machete inside his own home. Both of the victims reportedly sustained serious injuries in the attack but are expected to survive.

FOX 35 Orlando reports that a service worker was at Roberts' home conducting repairs when Roberts attacked him using a machete. Reports say a woman, who also lived in the residence, tried to help and intervene but was attacked as well with the machete. The names of the victims have not been released and it remains unclear what led to the attacks. Roberts has been arrested and has been charged with 2 counts of attempted homicide. He is currently in the Broward County Jail and law enforcement says there is no additional threat to the community. You can see Roberts' mugshot provided by the Broward County Sheriff's Office below.

Darrell Dean Roberts mugshotBroward County Sheriff's Office

Darrell Dean Roberts mugshot (via Broward County Sheriff's Office)

Dave & Chuck The Freak’s Top 5 ‘Mugshots Of The Day’ For 2023

Mugshots can be entertaining for a number of reasons. It could be the story behind the arrest. Or, more likely, it could be how the person looks in the photo. Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day for 2023!

That's right! We crunched the numbers and got hard data. Once said data was crunched and examined we were left with Dave & Chuck The Freak's 5 most popular Mugshots Of The Day from the past year!

Dave & Chuck The Freak In 2023

As usual, doing a list of the 5 best is very difficult. I mean, Dave & Chuck The Freak talk about hilarious mugshots almost every other day on the show. That's a lot of criminals and a lot of mugshots!

However, some mugshots are simply better than others. Some of these mugshots require a bit of context, others don't need any context at all in order to be deemed entertaining. You'll find examples of both below.

As we said, putting a list together like this is tough. So many great mugshots end up on the cutting room floor. Picking the top 5 is certainly no easy feat when there are so many good ones to choose from. Instead of going around the room and picking our favorites or asking you on Facebook which ones you liked the most in 2023, we made everything much easier. We'll simply look at the numbers.

That means the results are all from hard data. There are no opinions here. These are the 5 most popular mugshots of the day from Dave & Chuck The Freak in 2023 by the numbers. Thus, in a way, you created this list. If you have a problem with the results, you have only yourself to blame!

Here are Dave & Chuck The Freak's Top 5 Mugshots Of The Day in 2023 according to you and your activity at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com!

What Is This Florida Man Covered In?

Mugshot of the Day

I do not know what this man is covered in. However, I know what it looks like he's covered in. I hope I'm wrong.

Serial Car Thief With “All Gas, No Brakes” Tattoo Busted After High Speed Crash

Hey, at least he won't regret his tattoo. It speak the truth. He might have some other things he needs to address, though.

What Did Someone Do To Get Arrested At Rib City In Southwest Florida?

Mugshot of the Day

Not at Rib City!! Take your shenanigans elsewhere! Leave sweet beautiful BBQ alone!

Florida Woman With Very Unique Hair Style Was Arrested for Drugs

Mugshot of the Day

She could have also appeared in Dave & Chuck The Freak's Hot Or Not? A woman of many talents. A wig may be in her future.

One Angry Canadian!

Mugshot of the Day

An angry Canadian? Those exist? Evidently so! Read more about this one of a kind Canadian.

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.