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These Sex Positions Are Ideal After A Big Thanksgiving Dinner

Author Dave & Chuck the Freak and Cort Freeman
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You’re going to eat a lot on Thanksgiving and these sex positions are ideal after a big Thanksgiving dinner. You don’t want to cramp!

You might think that all sex positions are good at any time of the day or year. Well, you would not be correct on that. Time and place matters! You know you’re going to be eating a lot and so will your significant other. However, when you’re full after eating endless servings of turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, rolls, green bean casserole, and desserts you might not want somebody putting all of their weight on you or bouncing up and down on you. So, your favorite or go-to sex positions might not be ideal! Thankfully, Betches has a list of the perfect sex positions for after your Thanksgiving meal.

What Are The Best Sex Positions After Thanksgiving Dinner?

Sex might not be the first thing on your mind after you eat Thanksgiving dinner–but that doesn’t mean it won’t happen! Maybe you’re just starting dating and still going hot and heavy. You’re not going to let a dinner get in your way of making sweet love. Instead you just have to find the right sex positions to still enjoy yourself during the love making so you don’t end up getting sick. That would be quite the turn off I can assure you.

Betches has identified 4 sex positions that would be a good (and safe) call after your big meal on Thanksgiving. They start with “Anna.” Oh boy. Starting with a position I’ve never heard of and I thought I was familiar with most of them. What is Anna? Good question. Betches says it’s when you sit on the edge of the bed with your feet on the floor and then your partner comfortably side-saddles you and takes control of the movement. It avoids any movement on the stomach which would be nice. You can see a visual display here.

Next, Betches talks about “Comfortable Place.” That’s pretty much like Reverse Cowgirl on the corner of the bed. Your partner can put their hands on your thighs for leverage and again it avoids any contact with the stomach. It will require some stronger arms or be prepared for them to be sore in order to prevent any stomach contact. You can see a visual here.

Third, Betches mentions “Plumber.” Hey, varities oral sex can still be an option on Thanksgiving. Plumber is when one of you puts a leg over a chair while the other is planted on the floor. Then, they tend to the pipes.

Finally, Betches says “Spoon” is one of the best sex positions on Thanksgiving. It’s a classic and is good any day of the year but especially on Turkey Day. You simply spoon and let things go wild from there.

Any of these sex positions sounding good to you on Thanksgiving?

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Foods To Put You In The Mood

What are the best foods to put you in the mood? Aphrodisiacs are a food, drink, or drug that stimulates sexual desire. That’s right. There are some foods out there that can get you horny.

Looking for some foods to put you in the mood? Then you have to check out these tasty treats! See more below!

What Foods To Put You In The Mood?

An aphrodisiac isn’t just a food that you enjoy and makes you happy. No, aphrodisiacs have some sort of science going on that chemically gets your hormones going and makes you want some sweet lovin’.

Kids often need to be enticed or tricked into eating their vegetables. They can be bribed with TV time, video games, or dessert. Whatever works! Well, it turns out there are more advantages to eating your vegetables than just eating healthy.

Many vegetables and fruits are actually aphrodisiacs. Yes, fruits and veggies are among foods that can get you in the mood. Majority of the items on the list are actually healthy items, so there are tons of benefits going on here! If you’re looking to set the scene for a romantic meal, you can have foods to put you in the mood on the menu. It’s not all about the candlelight and soft music.

There are many more than just 5 foods to put you in the mood. There’s a long list of delicious treats that are considered aphrodisiacs. However, since we decided to save you some time and only discuss 5 examples in greater detail, that means some foods to put you in the mood are being left out. That means you won’t read about artichokes, spicy chili peppers, or watermelon below. However, all of those can get you ready for love, according to AllinaHealth.org. Check out the list of 5 foods to put you in the mood below!

  • Chocolate

    Chocolate is probably the first aphrodisiac that comes to mind for most people. Not only is it a great gift for your significant other on Valentine’s Day, it also has the power to get you in the mood! According to Simply Chocolate, chocolate contains two chemicals that are linked to arousal: tryptophan and phenylethylamine. So, if you’re looking to set the mood you best find some chocolates. You can have many purposes with it in the bedroom. Wink wink.

  • Oysters

    Oysters are not the sexiest food. They are disgusting looking and are pretty difficult to eat. It can be difficult to look attractive while eating oysters. However, it’s probably worth it! According to MedicalNewsToday, they contain zinc and other nutrients that may support sexual performance. Is there something about all that slurping that gets people going?

  • Asparagus

    Asparagus is probably most famous for making your pee smell. However, it’s also known as an aphrodisiac. According to PETA UK, asparagus is high in Vitamin E which increases blood and oxygen flow to the genitals. It also contains potassium which is important for sex-hormone production. They say to get the best effect, eat the vegetable 3 days in a row. Wow, your pee will be smelling for a while!

  • Figs

    You likely didn’t know figs are an aphrodisiac. Many people aren’t aware of its secret power. However, the ancient Greeks had it right and understood back then what figs were capable of. Now, it’s all backed up by modern science. It turns out figs are filled with minerals like iron that strengthen fertility for men and women, per Kosterina. So, if you’re trying to have a baby you should try to load up on some figs!

  • Strawberries

    Strawberries are famous for being a bit of a sexual treat. There’s something about feeding your partner a chocolate covered strawberry that can really get the mood going. Even just seeing one it’s like, “Aw yah! It’s on!” However, it’s not just a sexual activity–they’re the real deal! Strawberries are another example of an aphrodisiac. According to Allina Health, they contain compounds like capsaicin and antioxidants. They also can enhance bodily sensations and blood flow.

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