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Arizona Man Hides Under Cars To Look At Women’s Feet

Did an Arizona man hide under cars to look at women’s feet? That’s what he’s being accused of at a local car wash! Video from the scene appears to show…

Shakira's feet. Arizona Man Hides Under Cars To Look At Women's Feet

Arizona Man Hides Under Cars To Look At Women’s Feet (Photo by Alexander Hassenstein/Getty Images)

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Did an Arizona man hide under cars to look at women's feet? That's what he's being accused of at a local car wash!

Video from the scene appears to show a man crawling under several women's vehicles at a Gilbert, Arizona car wash. It sounds dangerous, but that's where a foot fetish can lead you! Now, he's been booked on 3 counts of voyeurism and 3 counts of disorderly conduct!

Did An Arizona Man Hide Under Cars To Look At Women's Feet?

Going under cars can be incredibly dangerous! You can get run over or stuck. You definitely don't want that happen on your quest to look at feet. This guy is in a lot of trouble after doing it in Gilbert, Arizona!

According to KBTX, Gilbert police officers were called to investigate 3 instances where a man, later identified as 28-year-old Jesse Johnson, was allegedly seen crawling under vehicles while women were vacuuming at a car wash near Val Vista Drive and Riggs Road. He was reportedly spotted by several witnesses and surveillance cameras on location. It sounds like he did it as women were vacuuming their vehicles and would hide under their cars for several minutes before climbing out. What? That's crazy! Imagine you're just vacuuming out your car and then you see a guy under there! I'd freak out!

At first, law enforcement wasn't sure what he was doing down there. Was he stealing car parts? Was he damaging the vehicles? Could he have placed tracking devices on the cars? Eventually, they learned that he is sexually attracted to women's feet and can't control his desires. Looking into his criminal history, they found he was arrested several times in Nebraska for similar crimes. He was taken into custody and has been booked on 3 counts of voyeurism and 3 counts of disorderly conduct. You can see a video report from Arizona's Family on YouTube below.

So creepy! That music adds to the creepiness, too. You can tell that it's not his first time doing this, he seems to know what he's doing there. It's even more creepy after seeing the video, and I thought the story was bad enough. I've heard of people with foot fetishes, it's quite common, but going this far is not. There are plenty of feet pics available on the internet! Now, he's learning that the hard way. Always keep your head on a swivel out there, you never know what people are doing.

5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed

While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn't), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it's the crime itself that's wild, other times, it's the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.

Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America's Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I'm not sure if those shows are around...and I'm certain Spike TV isn't around anymore. That's a story for another time.

Arrested Crime

Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)

Craziest Crimes

Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren't a matter of life or death. There's no ethics quiz here, or any matters of 'would you steal bread to support your family?' These crimes, and criminals, aren't straight up cringeworthy.

While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That's why I've gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let's be honest...what's better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I'm going with the funny storytellers.

They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but...you get it. Let's not delay! Here's the list!

5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed

Nude Dude on Shrooms

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Wisconsin who was arrested after lighting his own car on fire and being found naked, covered in liquid soap near a lakae. He is supposedly a licensed psychotherapist, works with 'magic mushrooms' and is "pretty much an expert in magic."

Delivery Scams

Dave & Chuck the Freak hear about a new Amazon vendor scam involving glue guns and head-lamps, or a potential windfall if you're James.

Burlington Pervert Factory?

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Dearborn, Michigan who exposed himself to someone at a Burlington Coat Factory. They are very confused when they learn about their hours and huge social media following. Then, they try to figure out what they even sell there.

Nude In Vegas

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas, Nevada who stripped nude and danced on the gaming tables before he was restrained and arrested. Vegas, baby...

Dream Shooter

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Illinois who accidentally shot himself in the leg whilst dreaming of burglars breaking into his house. Living the proverbial dream isn't always what it seems...

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Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.