Comedian Has Funny Theory Why Ozzy Osbourne is Still Alive
Ozzy Osbourne has been through a lot, to say the least. It was only recently that his health took a turn, but comedian Luke Null has a funny theory of…
Ozzy Osbourne has been through a lot, to say the least. It was only recently that his health took a turn, but comedian Luke Null has a funny theory of how The Prince of Darkness has defied the odds.
In the clip below, Null sings a jaunty tune about the mortality of Ozzy Osbourne. He begins, "I'm scared that Ozzy Osbourne is somehow still alive/How the f--- is he still alive?"
Then Null drops his theory, and it makes a lot of sense. He sings, "I think it's because/Heaven doesn't want him/And Hell knows that he'd run the place (Yeah!)/ The Prince of Darkness 'bout to be the King of f---in' Darkness"
Null's tune takes a turn, and he explains how Ozzy is still here. He sings, "And so they cursed him to live an eternity/Trapped inside a body where he can only talk like: [Mumbles]"
He then poses an interesting question that does make you think: "Is it ableist to make fun of Ozzy Osbourne/Cuz he's done so many drugs?/He wasn't born like that/You can YouTube 'Ozzy in the '70s'/And he's like: 'Yeah, we just had a couple of shows.'"
Null then brings it home with a valuable lesson that even Ozzy would agree with: "And you're like: 'Ohhh, drugs are bad.'/Something's up/He's trapped forever."
Listen, we all love Ozzy, and this tune was just a joke, but yeah...drugs are bad, kids! Stay safe out there!
Ozzy Osbourne & the Rock Hall
Back in April, it was announced that Ozzy is part of the 2024 induction class of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. The Prince of Darkness is being inducted for his solo work and was previously inducted in 2006 as a member of Black Sabbath.
Shortly after he was announced as being part of the 2024 class, Ozzy told Billboard his induction as a solo artist "feels different" compared to being inducted with Black Sabbath since he's been a solo act for the majority of his career. He said he didn't feel confident about being inducted as a solo artist, but he started to think things could change after his late guitarist Randy Rhoads was honored in the Musical Excellence Category in 2021. Overall, he's very happy about his upcoming induction saying, "I feel like I was invited to a party in 1980, and it hasn't stopped. Not bad for a guy who was fired from his last band."
The 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony will take place on Saturday, October 19 at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse in Cleveland, Ohio. As previously reported, the 2024 ceremony will live stream on Disney+. An edited special will air on ABC at a later date, which will be available on Hulu the next day.
6 Artists We Hope Get into the Rock Hall Before They Die
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has honored many artists who are still with us, but they've also delivered a number of posthumous inductions. The latter is something that stuck in the craw of Dee Snider.
The Twisted Sister took to X (formerly Twitter) on May 11 and wrote, "DEAR RNR HALL OF FAME...There are bands who YOU KNOW are going to eventually be inducted because of their huge influence. How about NOT waiting until the entire band is DEAD? The MC5 are being inducted next month. The last living member died yesterday. RIP MC5. #ThatSucks."
As previously reported, the MC5 are one of four artists being honored with the Musical Excellence Award as part of the 2024 Rock Hall induction class. The Musician Excellence Award is "given to artists, musicians, songwriters and producers whose originality and influence creating music have had a dramatic impact on music."
While being recognized by the Rock Hall is a long overdue honor for the MC5, unfortunately, as Snider stated, all members of the classic lineup have died. Drummer Dennis Thompson died on May 9 from a heart attack at age 75. Former MC5 manager and counterculture icon John Sinclair died on April 2 at age 82. Guitarist Wayne Kramer died shortly before Thompson on February 2 at age 75.
Before a brutal 2024 wiped out the MC5, the band suffered two major losses in the 1990s. Singer Rob Tyner died in September 1991 at age 46 from a heart attack. Three years later, guitarist Fred "Sonic" Smith died in November 1994 also at age 46 from heart failure.
So, with all of this bummer news in mind, perhaps this is time to list some artists that we hope will get into the Rock Hall before they die. Obviously, this is a very short list, but it's a solid jumping off point for more discussion. As we all know, there's always plenty to discuss when it comes to the Rock Hall.
David Johansen
Arturo Holmes/Getty Images for FLCNot to continue to be a bummer, but David Johansen is the last man standing from the New York Dolls lineup from their 1973 self-titled debut album. It's obscene how many artists were influenced by the New York Dolls. The band has been eligible for induction since 1999 and have been nominated three times: 2001, 2021 and 2022. For crying out loud, what is the hold up with the Dolls, Rock Hall?!
The Surviving Members of Iron Maiden
Karl Walter/Getty ImagesMany have lamented the lack of heavy metal in the Rock Hall and rightfully so. With Black Sabbath, Metallica and Judas Priest finally getting recognition, Iron Maiden is seemingly poised to be next from the heavy metal world. The band is still a massive draw on tour, and they're still great live. Why not bring that greatness to a Rock Hall induction ceremony before it's too late? (Side note: When Maiden finally does get into the Rock Hall, artist Derek Riggs should get in, too, for creating one of the greatest band mascots ever, Eddie.)
The Surviving Members of The Runaways
Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty ImagesLike the New York Dolls, The Runaways have had a massive influence on many artists that followed, especially women. Despite being eligible for induction since 2002, the all-women rock band hasn't even been nominated. The fact their induction would also make Joan Jett a two-time inductee is an added bonus. While drummer Sandy West died in 2006, the other core members are still alive.
The Surviving Members Soundgarden
Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesChris Cornell's sudden, tragic death in 2017 is a loss that is still very much felt in the rock world. Soundgarden's catalog more than makes them worthy of induction, which they were eligible for since 2012. Undoubtedly, Soundgarden will (or should) get into the Rock Hall at some point, even though it'll be bittersweet. At the very least, the surviving members deserve that recognition.
The Surviving Members of Alice in Chains
Mat Hayward/Getty ImagesLike Soundgarden, the induction of Alice in Chains will be a very bittersweet moment, considering the 2002 death of singer Layne Staley and the 2011 death of bassist Mike Starr. Unlike Soundgarden, though, AIC has yet to even be nominated for the Rock Hall, despite being eligible since 2016. It's one of the more baffling snubs from the Rock Hall in recent years. Hopefully, this wrong will eventually be righted.
Motley Crue (Who are shockingly still with us!)
Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesOkay, yes...it is a minor miracle that the members of Motley Crue are all still alive. The fan support for their induction into the Rock Hall has been going on for years, but even they think they'll be dead by time the Rock Hall inducts them. In a May 2024 interview with 93.3 WMMR's Radio Sara, Vince Neil and Tommy Lee were asked how they would react if their were inducted. Neil actually said, "I think it'd be pretty cool to be inducted, but we'll probably be dead when they induct us." If that quote alone isn't a sign for the Rock Hall to think about giving people their flowers before it's too late, we don't know what is.
