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Man Caught Pooping For 40 Minutes Outside Of British Shop

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Meet the man caught pooping for 40 minutes outside of a British shop! Just because you’re not at home doesn’t mean you have to rush!

There’s nothing like being at home with your own toilet. You can relax and take your time. When you’re in public you typically feel the need to hurry up and rush. Well, not the man caught pooping for 40 minutes outside of a British shop! Here’s more on the story.

British Man Caught Pooping For 40 Minutes In Public

Now, this guy is being called the ‘Diss Dumper’ after he was caught on CCTV spending 40 minutes pooping outside of a shop in Norfolk. It all happened outside the town’s Little Movers camping and outdoor shop. His “gift” was discovered by staff right next to the main gate when they arrived at work that morning, per EDP24.

When they checked the CCTV footage, they found a man caught pooping for 40 minutes in the parking lot! He was really taking his time out there. The firm took to Facebook to say, “We’re Little Movers, not Little Poopers. We have you on camera in all your glory. We await your letter of apology. For future reference we stock plenty of loo rolls, toilets and even a toilet tent where you can do your business without CCTV coverage, you just have to wait until we open at 9am,” according to EDP24.

They hope that calling him out on Facebook in public will make him or anyone think twice about doing this again. The shop is close to the Diss train station and he was spotted just after the first train arrived from Norwich around 5:15am. Finally, they say he left around 6:20am.

Hopefully they find the guy because they had to get out gloves and a shovel in order to clean up his mess, per EDP24. Yeah, if I have to clean up your poop I’m going to do all I can to find you. That’s appalling!

The shop chose not to report the incident to police, per EDP24. Hopefully that Facebook post will ensure he doesn’t do this again there. Gross.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

It is no secret that Lisa Way has a party past. Her occasional stories have become a thing of legend on the show!

As difficult as it is to believe now, she even once owned her own karaoke machine. Our Lisa of today, however, still enjoys a gathering, but she has her limits. And, if the party happened to be taking place at her house, she has we way to let everybody know that it’s time to go.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

Throughout the history of Dave & Chuck The Freak, Lisa has made several references to certain songs that she will put on at her parties in an effort to make her guests want to leave on their own.

I think we’ve all been there. It’s getting late, you’re getting tired, and the party is not dying down. What do you do? You could join in! Get your sleep another time. Additionally, you could turn off the music and tell everyone to “go home!” However, that won’t make you the most popular friend at the party. They will certainly be talking about you afterwards. You can’t do that. It’s not an option.

What you can do? Pretend to go along with it, while secretly sabotaging your own party. That’s right, it requires some self-sabotage. You get an awful playlist going that will make them want to leave. It’s the perfect idea. Can’t you just see Lisa executing this at a party? It’s a brilliant plan.

Right here, right now, for the first time ever, Lisa is revealing some of her go to party ending songs! Would any of these make you want to bail on a party? Check out the list of party ending songs below! Hopefully, you’ll stick around until the end. We don’t want the songs to be so bad that even the list makes you want to go home!

  • Kenny G - "Songbird"

    Wow. If this song comes on during the party, it’s definitely time to grab your coat. The party is over. There’s nothing left to see here. Great pick by Lisa.

  • Beach Boys - "Barbara Ann"

    No matter which version you prefer, this should get the job done. Nobody will want to stick around much longer once this starts playing. It’s a shame because The Beach Boys have many songs that would be great for parties. However, not this one!

  • Chicago - "You're The Inspiration"

    Just because there are some people at a party in the music video doesn’t mean your party is going to dig the song. Somehow, guests in the video didn’t leave immediately. Hopefully, things will go differently for you. Personally, I’m getting out of there if I hear this. I guess the same goes for pretty much any Chicago song, actually.

  • 4 Non Blondes - "What's Up?"

    If all goes right, your guests will be asking, “what’s going on?” when 4 Non Blondes come on. Sure, it’s a great road trip song. Maybe a good pick for the girls. However, the party in general does not want to hear this. It will upset them and they will leave. Just as you planned.

  • Simon And Garfunkel - "The Sound Of Silence"

    There are many different versions of this song out there. None of them should be played at a party. That is…unless you want your guests to leave. Which we do! So, play it loud and proud! Maybe even play it twice in case anyone misses any part of the song. Yup, that will do the trick.

  • Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

    Oh, man. This would hurt to hear at a party. Actually, it could be dangerous how fast they all start running for the door. You’re going to want to make sure you’re somewhere safe and secure. They are going to leave, and they are going to leave aggressively. It will be like your home is Walmart on Black Friday. Only instead of trying to enter, they’re racing to leave.

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