Everything You Need To Know About Morning Wood
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At last, everything you need to know about morning wood! Why do you get it? What does it mean? At some point, you may have wondered some of these questions yourself. It is fascinating, after all.
Turns out, there is science and reasoning behind it! Thankfully, Men’s Health has the answers! Here’s what they’re saying about morning wood.
What Is Morning Wood And Why Do Men Get It?
According to Men’s Health, waking up with an erection is one of the best signs that your downstairs plumbing and equipment is healthy and working properly. Now, we’re learning more about morning wood (officially nocturnal penile tumescence) than ever!
Men’s Health reports that Seth Cohen, M.D., says that men experience an erection around every 90 minutes during their sleep cycle. So, the chances of you waking up with one is actually pretty high. We’re learning that this can tell you a lot about your health–behind just sexual health. Cohen tells Men’s Health, “It means that your heart is healthy, your blood pressure is in check, and your hormones are balanced.”
A study from 2022 found that men who get morning wood are 22% less likely to die from heart disease or stroke. They are a sign of good blood circulation. So, that makes sense. Men’s Health goes on to explain that erections are caused by the stimulation of the parasympathetic nervous system. You could see, hear, smell, or feel something that is sexually attractive to you and it triggers the release of these hormones. Cohen tells Men’s Health, “It is believed that nitric oxide can make the blood vessels in the penis relax. This can cause blood to enter the penis, causing an erection.”
Men And The Mystery Of Morning Wood
Men’s Health says that morning wood doesn’t necessarily have a specific function but it is an indicator that your penis is functioning properly. They say it can be like a little exercise regiment for your member. It’s important to keep it in shape and healthy!
Looking for more information on morning wood? Check out Men’s Health’s article! https://youtu.be/D1et5NgT6bQ?si=Zaws3K0NBrlP4k5t
9 Dudes Who Should Have Won 'Sexiest Man Alive'
Congratulations, Patrick Dempsey! You’ve been named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive‘ for 2023. You now join an impressive class of men including George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Brad Pitt. Nobody can take this title from you…although, maybe they should.
Look, there’s no questioning he’s a handsome guy. Sure, I’ll even say sexy. I’m just saying maybe he deserved the award when he was a little more, how do I put this delicately, popular? I think he would have been unquestionably in the running for the title in 2007. Why give him the title now?
Sexiest Man Alive
It would have made a lot of sense for him to win Sexiest Man Alive during his run as Dr. Derek Shepherd on Grey’s Anatomy. He was literally nicknamed McDreamy! Patrick Dempsey was a household name and just about everyone had a crush on him. Patrick was adored by the girls at school and their moms alike. During that time, he was the sexiest man alive. Today? He’s still sexy, but some other sexy men are missing out on a well-deserved title because we forgot to give Patrick Dempsey his 15 years ago.
In recent years, People’s Sexiest Man Alive title has gone to Chris Evans (2022), Paul Rudd (2021), and Michael B. Jordan (2020). All of whom are very much deserving of the award in that year. Chris Evans has long been one of the internet’s favorite crushes. Plus, he’s Captain America! He was in the news every week for something whether it’s the blockbuster he was starring in or someone he was rumored to be dating.
Paul Rudd is aging like a fine wine. He’s just getting better and better over the years and seems to have cracked the secret to aging. I’d say he deserves the title. Then, obviously Michael B. Jordan deserved the title in 2020. He is certainly one of the sexiest men alive and was starring in the Creed movies (along with other major films) and was a big part of pop culture. Can you name the last movie Patrick Dempsey starred in? Think on it.
I think an important metric that should be considered during the process of determining the sexiest man alive should be are they currently popular? Otherwise, there’s an employee at my local gym that would be worthy of the title. He’s probably just as known as Dempsey right now. So, here are 9 other dudes who I think should have and could have won sexiest man alive in 2023.
Other Men Worthy Of The Title
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.