A Lesson In How Not To Get A Woman’s Phone Number
This is not the way to get a woman's phone number! (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
Trying to get a person’s phone number can be difficult. You have to be clever in your attempt in order to stand out from the crowd. However, there’s a right way and a wrong way to stand out. You don’t want to do what this guy did. Here’s a lesson in how not to get a woman’s phone number.
You can drop a cheesy one-liner. Perhaps you could even kindly deliver a compliment. There’s no shortage of ways you can attempt to get that phone number. Here’s one way to definitely don’t want to go about that.
A Lesson In How Not To Get A Woman’s Phone Number
According to court records, Layton Paul Nauman went to the beach hoping to arrange a sexual encounter or perhaps just go home with someone’s phone number.
Now, when you’re at a nude beach there’s a certain set of unwritten (and probably written, too?) rules you’re expected to follow. Well, Nauman did not. Police in Jensen Beach, Florida received complaints about lewd behavior on Blind Creek Beach pathways. That’s when an officer discovered Nauman naked and seated in a recliner with a hat over his face, per The Smoking Gun.
An arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun says an explicit “genital presentation” was observed by the cop. Reports say he gave a note to a passerby saying, “Please feel free to investigate! Gently.”
Nauman was arrested for indecent exposure. This is why we can’t have nice things! A nude beach would be a nice place to relax. Everyone is free and comfortable…at least they should be! Doing this is totally unacceptable! People should feel comfortable anywhere, especially a place like that. Why he’d think that’s a good way to get a phone number is beyond me. I don’t think that move has ever worked.
Check out his mugshot below. Then, keep scrolling for more Florida Man stories heard on Dave & Chuck “The Freak!”
Layton Paul Nauman mugshot (via St. Lucie County Jail)
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
