Why You Should Call Insomnia Cookies If Your Relationship Is Crumbling
Valentine’s Day can be the best day of the year! Or, it can be the absolute worst. If you’re single it can point out how lonely you are. Additionally, if you’re in an unhappy relationship, it’s not great either. Here’s why you should call Insomnia Cookies if your relationship is crumbling.
Some companies will offer deals for couples. Others will send lovely treats for you to your significant other or love interest. However, Insomnia Cookies is doing it differently.
Why You Should Call Insomnia Cookies If Your Relationship Is Crumbling
For Valentine’s Day, the cookie company will be offering a limited-time cookie box called the, “It’s Not Me, It’s You” pack. Already sounds brutal. Upon arrival, the recipient will receive a warm box of cookies and a special message from the sender, per Fox Business.
Fox Business points out that these messages will vary from “It’s Not Me, It’s You” to “You’re Sweet, But Not My Taste” and even the always appropriate, “Have the hots for your roommate.” Hey, we’ve all been there.
That seems so harsh! Can’t they offer to break up with my girlfriend in a more friendly way? I mean, I guess it’s kind and nice that they at least sent me cookies before, or while, breaking up with me. That part is appreciated.
Interested in doing this? People can now purchase the “It’s Not Me, It’s You” cookie packs online through Sunday, February 18th. It’s a 12-pack of cookies and you get to select which cookies are included. If you’re interested in selecting some of the limited-time cookies, those will cost a slight upcharge. You can pick out their favorites, or pile it on with some of their least favorite options. I’ll leave that choice up to you. Hey, just don’t go to the extreme and give them something they’re allergic to. Something they don’t like is funny. Don’t do that, though.
even cookies understand the need for a clean break. enjoy the bittersweet taste of moving on while our cookies convey the timeless message: ‘It’s not me - it’s you.’ because sometimes, crumbs are all that’s left. pic.twitter.com/QkBnn4FPZE
— insomnia cookies (@insomniacookies) January 31, 2024
However, it’s not all bad vibes at Insomnia Cookies. If you’re in a happy relationship, they still have options available for you! Check out these special Valentine’s Day box sleeves!
wrap it up this season! add a box sleeve for only $1 💓 pic.twitter.com/HZq8aXYQum
— insomnia cookies (@insomniacookies) January 30, 2024
Are These The Best French Fries In Fast Food?
It’s a timeless debate. Right up there with “is a hot dog a sandwich?” There may be no definitive answer, but it’s always worth discussing. Who has the best fries in all of fast food?
Everyone is entitled to their own option and taste (literally). However, let’s be honest, there can only be one winner. There’s only allowed to be one winner, and one fry declared the best above all the rest. One fry to rule them all.
Who has the best fries?. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
Every Day Is Fry Day
When talking about the best fries in fast food, there are no shortage of options. That’s for sure. You’ve got your national big brands. Then you’ve got your local specialties. Then, there’s also the regional restaurants that aren’t in every state, but aren’t strictly in one city, either. We’re taking everything into consideration.
Of course, ranking the best fries in fast food is no easy task. Much like a snowflake, every list is certain to be different. I mean, they’re all on the menu for a reason. If they didn’t taste good they’d be long gone. It’s the same thing with professional sports. Even the worst player on the team is still incredible when you think about it.
I’m no stranger to fast food, the cashier at my local establishment recognizes me when I pull up in the drive-thru. It’s a blessing and a curse, I suppose. So, with that type of experience and dedication I think my list can be deemed credible and valid.
McDonald’s fries (Photo by Dave Kotinsky/Getty Images for McDonald’s)
What To Look For In A Fry
Personally, I love a good crunch. A well-done fry is a fry well-done. I’m not big on wet fries or greasy soft fries. They’ve also got to be independently great. If you need ketchup or ranch in order to enjoy the fries then they must not be that great!
Consistency is key, as well. It can’t be one of those “oh one time I had them and they were fantastic, but ever since they aren’t great.” No one hit wonders here. The best fry in fast food has to be something you can depend on. It’s reliable and every time you drive-thru you know what you’re getting.
Let’s not delay. Here are my rankings of the best fries in fast food. You may agree with some, you may hate some of these picks. That’s totally up to you. I will say, some big names are off the list, and likely for a reason.
Burger King fries (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
The 7 Best Fries In Fast Food
7. Wendy's
Wendy’s fries. (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
They’ve changed the recipe around too many times to count in recent years , but I think they finally got it right.
6. Taco Bell
Nacho Fries at Taco Bello (Photo by Craig Barritt/Getty Images for Taco Bell)
Didn’t expect Taco Bell to make a list of best fries; yet, here they are. I mean…you can dunk anything in Nacho Cheese and it’ll be amazing. However, these fries are legit. I love that spice spice on them. Mmm, baby.
5. KFC
KFC! (Photo by Alex Pantling/Getty Images)
The wedges are better than you’d expect! Crunchy and delicious. Dip them in the gravy and life can’t get much better. Definitely a pleasant surprise.
4. Chick-fil-A
Chick-fil-A (Photo Illustration by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
While the chicken sandwich gets all the love, the waffle fries are where it’s at! Second best thing on the menu…behind the lemonade.
3. In-N-Out
In-N-Out (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)
Have you tried Animal Style fries? It’s totally worth all the hype..and it’s hyped a lot.
2. Arby's
Arby’s: Home of the iconic curly fry (Photo by Rick Diamond/Getty Images for Arby’s)
One word their curly fries can best be described as: iconic. Why not number one? They also offer crinkle cut fries. The worst type of fire of all the fries. Sometimes, I’ve even had to specify that I want the curly fries. It should be the only option.
