Scientists Have Created the Worst Song in History…Wanna Hear It?
Scientists have allegedly created the worst song ever (Photo by Peter King/Fox Photos/Getty Images)
We all have different tastes of music and the beauty of tunes is that it’s totally individual. Everyone has their favorites. We also all have our most hated. It doesn’t take long for anyone of us to ramble off a list of the worst songs we’ve ever heard. But, now, scientists have created the worst song in history and you can hear it.
Scientists Have Created the Worst Song in History
According to Far Out Magazine, three scientists, Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid, and David Soldier, went on a mission to engineer the worst song in the history of humanity. By their data and calculations, they created a track that Far Out Magazine says, “fewer than 200 individuals of the world’s population would enjoy.”
The song is 20 minutes wrong, which already puts it in the running for worst song in the world. There’s no way the worst song could be a 2 minute track. No way. If it’s truly the worst it has to stretch on much longer than anyone would like it to…and then some.
To create the song, they used characteristics and sounds that people in a survey said drove them mad. Far Out Magazine says that includes, “cowboy lyrics, a chorus of kids, bagpipe howls, and bossa nova synths, and advertising slogans.” Yup, I’m thinking they might have actually created the worst song ever. That sounds horrible.
Is This The Worst Song In History?
The song is like nothing I’ve ever heard. It’s like a sick practical joke engineered by scientists. They knew exactly what they were doing with this.
Don’t just take my word (or their word) for it. Check out the song for yourself below. Make sure to listen to the full song, too. We need to truly verify that this is, indeed, the worst song in history. That can’t be verified if we bail early. Good luck, and we’re counting on you.
If ‘Die Hard’ is a Christmas Movie, These 5 Tracks are Christmas Songs
The debate around whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie has been around for years. A simple Google search will yield an obscene amount of articles from a variety of outlets that argue whether it is or isn’t a Christmas movie.
Seriously, this debate has been addressed by truly the strangest group of publications you can possibly imagine. They include Yahoo! Entertainment, Parade, Men’s Health, The Pioneer Woman (yes, really), The Federalist (not kidding), and — perhaps most surprising of them all — Catholic.com.
The debate reached such an intensity that Bruce Willis waded into it. During the 2018 Comedy Central special Roast of Bruce Willis, John McClane, himself, addressed the debate.
“People ask me why I did this roast,” began Willis. “Was it because one of the last guys who did it became president? Hell no. Why would I want to be president when I can just keep being Bruce f—in’ Willis?”
He continued, “I did this roast for one reason and for one reason only, to settle something once and for all. Now, please, listen very carefully: ‘Die Hard’ is not a Christmas movie! It’s a —damn Bruce Willis movie. So, yippee ki-yay to all of you motherf—ers.”
With that in mind, it’s about time we focus a similar energy on Christmas music.
At this point in the holiday season, there is a good chance you have heard a lot of the same Christmas songs over and over again. (We’re looking at you, Mariah Carey!) We have nothing against some of the classics, but variety never hurt anyone.
There are only a handful of days left until Christmas. In the spirit of Die Hard now being widely considered a Christmas movie — despite the colorful comments of Willis — consider these five classic rock songs as Christmas songs. Enjoy! (And you’re welcome!)