Carjacking Suspect Loses His Penis In A Shootout With Police During Standoff

An alleged carjacker involved in a police stand off in South Africa is now missing a penis.

According to reports, police involved in a shootout with two suspected car thieves on the streets of Cape Town managed to clip one of them.

The suspect was hit in the arm and unfortunately for him in the groin as well.  The groin shot actually went right through the suspects penis.

The shot took the carjackers penis right off, likely leaving cars the only thing he’ll be jacking at least for a while…

The penis-less man was then arrested while his accomplice fled on foot.

Rock and roll has taught the world many lessons. Perhaps one of its most underrated is this: You don't have to be tall to be a giant rock star.

In fact, some of the biggest names in rock history could be classified as "short kings."

What's a "short king" you may ask? First coined by comedian/writer Jaboukie Young-White, a short king is a slang term of endearment for a man who is under 5'9", according to Urban Dictionary.

Scroll through the gallery below to see some of rock's greatest short kings.