Guy Busted Watching Porn In Public With His Bluetooth Speaker At Full Volume
A 51-year-old guy at an apartment complex in Florida got arrested Sunday night for pleasuring himself while hanging out at the community pool. His neighbors couldn’t help but notice ….
A 51-year-old guy at an apartment complex in Florida got arrested Sunday night for pleasuring himself while hanging out at the community pool.
His neighbors couldn't help but notice . . . because his phone was connected to a Bluetooth speaker, and he was blasting porn at full volume.
When asked about why he was doing it, he just said that he does stupid stuff when he is drunk.
Dave and Chuck’s Top Mugshots of 2022
Some of you did some mischievous things in 2022 giving us the top mugshots of 2022! Hoping for a more legal year in 2023!
Probably Higher Than You Think
We hope he learns his lesson in 2023!
That's One Place To Store Things
Listen, your body, your choice but make sure the items belong to you!
Cue Up 'Saturday Night's Alright'
You think his parents were bigger fans of 'Crocodile Rock' or 'Tiny Dancer?'
He-Man Would NEVER Do This!
Yikes times 1000!
You Can Purchase These On The Internet
You can purchase used under garments on the Internet for anyone considering doing this.
He Certainly Stole James and Chuck's
Stole some hearts after stealing some items.
Who Doesn't Love a Man in Uniform?
Still can't do this though.
Applying Make-Up is Hard
Anyone who's ever attempted doing make-up for a night out or a Halloween costume knows, it can be tough!
We Don't Recommend This
Based on his mugshot, we assume he's had other things up there as well.
That's Not The Law
Once again, don't take your clothes off in public.
50 Shades of Yowza!
That escalated quickly.
Caught Red Handed
Dead ringer in the police line-up.
Face Tat Distraction
Maybe he thought people wouldn't notice because of his rad face tattoos?
Don't Livestream Your Crime
Weird flex.
She's Got Attitude
It's one thing to say it, but it's a whole different level to get it tattooed on your neck!
Straight Outta Florida
Only a handful of places this would happen in the States.
No Means No
Consent is key, people.
Always Lock Your Doors
Lock your doors no matter what!
That's Not A Motor Vehicle
Can't drive a golf cart drunk. Can't drive a golf cart on the highway.
History Repeats Itself
Can't way we didn't see this one coming.
Talk About Cutting Corners
Do your research before you hire someone.
It Was A Joke!
Sure, sure. But just to be safe, we're going to arrest you.
We Have Some Questions
How? What?
