Michigan Has the No. 3 Place to Skinny Dip in America
If you want to go skinny-dipping, you’re best to find a place that doesn’t have a lot of people or authorities to call you out. Apparently, Michigan has one of the best areas to get your skinny dip on in the entire US. Now, remember that skinny-dipping is not legal, so we don’t suggest that you do it. That said, here is the skinny, pun intended.
Dating advice website My Dating Adviser has released its 2023 list of the top 100 places to skinny dip in the world. “Our study compared 100 nude beach spots across the following categories: beach quality, safety, weather, and hotel cost (with seven data points),” they said. “We then ranked the top 25 nude beaches globally, with the best location per country.”
Now, before you go out there and get your nudeness on, note that Michigan law states anyone caught for indecent exposure could get slammed with a misdemeanor and up to one year in jail and/or a fine of up to $1,000. That’s a lot of trouble just to skinny dip. Honestly, some bikinis are so tiny these days, it’s almost like skinny-dipping anyway, in my opinion.
So, what’s the spot in Michigan? The list says Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula is the No. 3 best spot to skinny dip in the US and No. 31 in the entire world. Go there in the summer, obviously, as it’s freezing up there in the winter months. Lokrum Island in Croatia, a small uninhabited island, is the best skinny dipping location in the world, according to this study. Find the full list of the best places to skinny dip in America and the world here.