Resort Battles Giant Snow Weiner

Guests at an Alaskan resort were delighted to wake up to a gigantic snow wiener on the side of a facing mountain! Pictures from the guests quickly made the rounds on Twitter. Here's the kicker about this giant dicker... Somebody hiked up 3,000 feet to draw it! It's clearly not very cold up there because this thing is the size of a football field! People speculate that the lone Peen-casso worked by the light of the full moon. Things only got worse when the resort sent ski patrol up to erase the massive phallus. As they worked to erase it, they actually made it more detailed! Check out the snow wiener saga below.

Rumor has it, hot dogs are now banned from the menu at the resort.