Guy Tries Selling His Ex-Girlfriend’s Mom’s Ashes for Drug Money
A guy in South Carolina was arrested after he stole some of his ex-girlfriend’s mom’s ASHES . . . and planned to SELL them to get money for drugs. According…
A guy in South Carolina was arrested after he stole some of his ex-girlfriend's mom's ASHES . . . and planned to SELL them to get money for drugs.
According to reports Jackson Rutland, 19, texted his ex to tell her he had taken her mom’s ashes from her home while she was visiting a friend. When she returned home she found that one of her doors was busted in and the home was ransacked.
She found that her mom's ashes had been tampered with and some had been spilt. Police found him and arrested him. He said that he planned to sell the ashes to buy heroine.
Jason the Joo’s Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
As you’ve probably heard, Dave has bought me some pretty funny gifts over the years. For some reason that I have yet to figure out, he really enjoys buying me items with a Jewish twist, specifically clothes.
Check out my top Jewish-themed gifts I’ve received from Dave below!
-Jason
Jason the Joo's Top Jewish-themed gifts from Dave!
Honorable Mention - Menorah Socks
Not much more needs to be said. They are cozy, fuzzy socks with a Menorah on them. I can't lie, they are comfortable and one of the gifts I've actually used!
6. The Mensch on a Bench
The Mensch on a Bench is essentially the 'Elf on the Shelf' for Jewish folks and I was confused by this gift because I didn't have a kid at the time. Maybe he had a premonition a few years ago that I would be needing it in the future, or his search history for all my Jewish gifts recommended it and he was running out of ideas.
5. Jerusalem Purse
This is one of the strangest presents I received from Dave. He claims it is a bag to use while grocery shopping but I think it's 100% a handbag purse. Unfortunately for him, his money could have been better spent because it has never left my office.
4. Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater
One year for Hanukkah Dave gave me a couple items to store in my office. First, A Deck the Halls with Matzo Balls sweater that could be used for an ugly sweater Holiday party.
3. Hannukah Shirt and Tie
Second, a long-sleeve bright yellow Menorah t-shirt that has a fake tie on it, like a Jewish Tuxedo t-shirt that I almost wore at my wedding but my wife Jessi wasn't on board.
2. Once you go Jew, Nothing Else will do T-shirt
Another birthday present from Dave. This one is from 2019. I haven't found the right situation to bust it out in public and don't think I ever will!
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1. “Jew” Robe
The most infamous of all the gifts! Dave got me this menorah, dreidel, Star of David donned robe for my birthday back in 2016. It has been hanging up in my office ever since. It has kept me warm when the stations heat has gone out in the winter, and I've worn it out to D&CTF events such as the .5K! Santa even found me to take a picture!
