Either Donald Kirkland isn’t too bright…or he’s got some really big balls…allegedly.

In Knoxville, Tennessee, officers were responding to a call at a Walmart store. Allegedly, a man had shoplifted three televisions from the store, and then thought it would be a good idea to try and sell them in the parking lot…of the exact store that he’d stolen them from.

When police approached Donald Kirkland he attempted to flee, but they caught him.  He then confessed to stealing the TVs, a karaoke machine and camping equipment from the Walmart and was trying to sell it all in the parking lot.


10 Jack Daniel's Tattoos That'll Make You Say 'Cheers!'

Jasper Newton Daniel was born on September 5, 1846, but the world best knows him as Jack Daniel, the namesake of the iconic Tennessee Whiskey.

Jack Daniel launched his distillery in 1875, and in the many years since, Old No. 7 went on to become one of the most iconic spirits in the world and boasts a very loyal fanbase.

How loyal are Jack Daniel’s fans? Many of them get tattoos in honor of the whiskey! Scroll through the gallery below to see ten different designs found on Instagram via the hashtag #JackDanielsTattoo.

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