How Did a Guy Get a Rare Eggplant Dong?
An unlucky 50-year-old dude from Indonesian was diagnosed with a rare penis condition, called “eggplant deformity.”
He fractured his penis during sex with his wife and had to go the emergency room after being swollen for over 4 hours. The man reported that he felt a ‘crack,’ during intercourse and then lost his erection.
The fracture caused the penis to buckle leaving it purple and severely bent to the right like a question mark.
After an emergency surgery and five days in the hospital the man appears to have a fully functional penis again. You can see x-ray images of the injury at the link below.
Favorite Video Games to Play When Smoking Weed
Wario Ware: Get It Together (Switch)
The combination of the fast paced constantly changing landscape of this mini puzzle solving game keeps an elevated gamer super stimulated. Sometimes too stimulated but the silly and goofy nature of the puzzles and mini games makes it so much fun you don’t give a crap if you happen to biff a few!Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (Switch)
For the cannabis connoisseur that gets a little need for speed after some dank bud my choice to feel wind blow my hair back is with this super fun kart racer!The perfect balance of non-serious competition (even though we all have THAT ONE friend that takes it a bit too serious) and fun! I highly recommend jamming Deftones “Drive” as a part of your banana tossing, shell throwing, mushroom powered adventure down rainbow road!
Super Mario Party (Switch)
This is the PERFECT non-serious type of competition every stoner can enjoy! You hit blocks, play mini games, and inevitably get screwed out of stars at the end of the final round.
Also this version of Mario Party has a rhythmic side game you can play with beats so catchy and fun even the most modest of stoner can’t help but dance along.
Valheim (PC)
The mindless clicking of cutting down trees, mining minerals, and gathering berries & mushrooms make doing your chores in the Viking afterlife a breeze. The easy battle mechanism makes taking down GIANT trolls a blast and hunting boar and deer so fulfilling.The music and nature sfx put you in that perfect chill mindset and will have you asking is that dank smell coming from the swamp or your latest purchase from your local dispensary?
Those are my favorite video games to play post blaze! What about you …what video games do you enjoy after a 4:20 session?
