This guy apparently has too much time on his hands! A 37-year-old virgin from Indonesia had a scare when his masturbation game took a turn for the worse.
The patient who still lives at home with his mom, confessed to doctors that he had stuffed a piece of nylon string into his urethra while aroused and watching porn. When doctors performed a cystoscopy (camera in his bladder) they discovered a ‘black bundle of nylon string’ inside his body.
They were able to safely remove a 2m long string and the patient will escape any permanent damage. Hopefully any future games will refrain from inserting any objects into his ding ding.