Even though it’s something that we all do pooping is a very uncomfortable topic to talk about or even let people know it’s happening so here are some tips to hide that you are pooping!
The people over at Lifehacker have compiled a list of tips to keep your pooping a secret from the rest of the world. Some of these tips may have already been discovered by a seasoned veteran pooper, but they offer up some pretty good suggestions.
The tips below are not Lifehacker approved but proof that even users on Twitter can offer a helping hand with disguising your deuce drop and are not just there to spread negativity.
Pro tip: if there's company over, put Megadeth on the stereo before you go to the bathroom. It'll hide your pooping noises perfectly.— Keith Burgoyne (@keithburgoyne) February 24, 2012
TMI: I am a certified bathroom ninja. My stealth training consisted of:— Doorkeeper9 (@Doorkeeper91) January 13, 2022
-pooping in a rural (i.e. dead silent) house
-having only lidless trash cans to hide ~products~ in
Today’s pro tip: time your air freshener with the moment you flush
The core of the Lifehacker suggestions revolve around planning ahead for a potential deuce and how to hide/mask the sounds and smell associated with dropping heat on the seat. Read all about it at the link below.