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A 29-year-old guy got arrested near Philadelphia last week after he stole two self-pleasuring devices from an adult toy store.

An employee of the adult novelty store confronted the man in the parking lot and the horny thief threatened to stab them.  He got away, but the cashier knew who he was because he’d recently been in the store and applied for a job there.

Cops tracked him down and got a warrant to search his backpack.  They found the stolen masturbators (an AutoBlow & a Fleshlight) and discovered the guy had multiple pending charges from previous crimes.