A store in the UK called Simply Dutch that sells unique decor for the home has just been hit by some dong thieves!
This shop has a history with the community its located in for upsetting people by selling large phallic garden statues. The local police actually took some away from him and wouldn’t give them back until he paid a fine…well he refused and just ordered more from his supplier. That whole situation has been resolved, until now!
He had three big penis statues on display in his window that were recently stolen! They are currently looking for the thieves!