INDIO, CA - APRIL 11: Ring Detail of Bride Nicole Keppler (L) and groom Jason Keppler rings, following their Coachella Wedding during day 2 of the 2015 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival (Weekend 1) at the Empire Polo Club on April 11, 2015 in Indio, California. (Photo by Matt Cowan/Getty Images)

If Tiger King has taught us anything it’s that there is a ferocious appetite for news stories about people and animals acting badly and the wild happenstance of life. In that spirit each night during the 9 and 10 o’clock hour I enjoy playing a game with you, the listener, called Florida or Australia. The rules are simple: I’ll tell you about a news story on the air and you text or call in and tell me if you think the story happened in Florida or Australia.(because those two places seem to have a high concentration of craziness.) Here are tonight’s stories:

Cops: Masshole, 59, Battered Disabled Victim During Argument Over Boston Sports Teams

In a classic Masshole move, a Massachusetts native now living in Florida was arrested Saturday evening for allegedly battering a "partially disabled" victim who "disagreed with the defendant about liking teams from Boston." Police charge that Jeffrey Randall, 59, engaged the victim "in an argument about sports teams from Boston" while the men were inside Randall's St.

Bride says she wore a secret VIBRATOR controlled by her husband at her wedding

A BRIDE claims she wore a secret vibrator on her wedding day which her husband was controlling - revealing she nearly orgasmed in the middle of the dancefloor. The newlyweds headed to Australia for a bash with their family and friends, after having an initial ceremony in the US, which was very traditional and attended by the bride's nan.

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