New Christmas Cookies Make Santa’s Boots Look Undeniably Phallic
Nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a chocolate-covered cookie with a picture of Santa’s chocolate-colored junk.
Target is selling three-packs of dipped Oreos for $4 for Christmas. And people have noticed that one of the cookies in the Santa pack is SUPPOSED to be Santa’s boots . . . but it looks TOTALLY like male genitalia. You can get some for yourself here.
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