Germany’s Wooden Schlong Has Gone Missing
It was four years ago when a mysterious six-foot, six-inch wood penis was erected atop Grunten Mountain in Bavaria, Germany. Since then, the phallus had become a must-see for hikers taking 5,700-foot trek to the top. Now, just a mysteriously as it had arrived, it’s gone.
The wooden woody is no longer there standing proud. Instead, all that’s been left behind is a “stump, sawdust, and a mystery.” Police say they’re investigating, but it’s not clear if an actual crime had been committed in the disappearance.
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