Today (August 26) is comedian John Mulaney’s birthday, and it goes without saying that he’s one of the best stand-up comics out there.  What better way to celebrate his birthday than with some of his best jokes?

Here are seven hilarious John Mulaney videos from some of his standup routines and appearances on talk shows!  Enjoy!

(WARNING: NSFW language ahead.)

Mick Jagger Told John Mulaney He’s Not Funny – John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (Netflix)

What’s it like to be told by a billionaire in leather pants that you’re not funny? Let Mulaney tell you.

John Mulaney’s Parents Don’t Make For A Great Date – CONAN

Two older Catholic people don’t make for a great date? Nonsense! Also, Mulaney’s bit on Ice T on Law & Order: SVU is perfection.

 

Terrible Driver – New In Town (Comedy Central Special)

If you’re the parent to a teen that’s new to driving, Mulaney’s tale about driving in Texas will make you think twice about their skills.

 

John Mulaney Shares His Best Heckle Story – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Being heckled as a comedian is par for the course, but Mulaney’s heckling tale is just classic.

John Mulaney Shares His Best Heckle Story

Jimmy chats with John Mulaney about the worst stand-up gig he ever had. Subscribe NOW to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: http://bit.ly/1nwT1aN Watch ...

 

Home Alone 2 – New In Town (Comedy Central Special)

One part tribute to Home Alone 2 + one part tribute to classic Def Jam comics = brilliance!

 

Peace Be With You – John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid (Netflix)

Mulaney explains the awkwardness of realizing there were changes to some call and responses during a Catholic mass.

 

That Time John Mulaney Took Pete Davidson to a Steely Dan Concert – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

Mulaney has a knack for sharing funny music-themed stories when he’s a guest on a late-night talk show, and his appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night featured a couple of funny stories about taking Saturday Night Live cast member Pete Davidson to a couple of concerts, particularly a very special Steely Dan show.

 

Erica Banas is a rock/classic rock news blogger who's well versed in etiquette and extraordinarily nice.