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NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 27: Wedding cakes by Laduree are presented during the New York Magazine's New York Weddings Event at Metropolitan Pavilion on March 27, 2014 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images for New York Magazine)

What’s my dream wedding? Not having one! Anyone who knows me knows I don’t go to weddings. Between the traditional garbage, stupid dances and everything else, I just don’t like them.

But, if you do, here’s the dream scenario….apparently.

1.  An average of 92 guests.

2.  Held on a Saturday.

3.  A “modern” theme.

4.  White, black, and blue colors.

5.  The top three flowers are roses, tulips, and lilies.

6.  Black tie optional.

7.  A live band.

8.  Chocolate cake.

9.  An open bar.

10.  All speeches under 10 minutes.

I’ll admit, open bar and chocolate cake sound mighty tempting, it’s all the other stuff I can do without. Oh, and don’t get me started on theme weddings….UGH!!!

-Meltdown-