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What’s my dream wedding? Not having one! Anyone who knows me knows I don’t go to weddings. Between the traditional garbage, stupid dances and everything else, I just don’t like…

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What's my dream wedding? Not having one! Anyone who knows me knows I don't go to weddings. Between the traditional garbage, stupid dances and everything else, I just don't like them.

But, if you do, here's the dream scenario....apparently.

1.  An average of 92 guests.

2.  Held on a Saturday.

3.  A "modern" theme.

4.  White, black, and blue colors.

5.  The top three flowers are roses, tulips, and lilies.

6.  Black tie optional.

7.  A live band.

8.  Chocolate cake.

9.  An open bar.

10.  All speeches under 10 minutes.

I'll admit, open bar and chocolate cake sound mighty tempting, it's all the other stuff I can do without. Oh, and don't get me started on theme weddings....UGH!!!

-Meltdown-

MeltdownEditor
Meltdown started on the mighty WRIF on the evening of Halloween, 1995. Technically, his first on-air shift was the morning of November 1st. Moving to the Motor City from Buffalo, N.Y., he has built a career and family. Over his almost three-decade stint at RIFF, he's had the privilege to work with some of the biggest personalities in Detroit radio history. He boasts of being just the second-afternoon drive jock in the station's illustrious 53-year history. Along with his love for rock music and attending concerts, he's also an avid Harley-Davidson enthusiast and hockey player. He plays year-round and manages to squeeze in a few charity games throughout the year. Meltdown writes about the Detroit Red Wings, rock music, and Detroit concert venues.